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Unexpected Penis Seeing
The following is a true that happened to me.
August 31st, 2003. I was at an after-hours nightclub called "Aria" here in Montreal. I was totally sober that night and was not under the influence of any drugs.
A famous DJ, called Mauro Picotto (plays trance/techno music) came on to play that night. I, eager as hell, went behind the DJ booth glass and watched him spin on his turntables. Inside the booth were a couple that spoke to the DJ while he spun. Everything was going pretty normal throughout the night, until out of nowhere, Mauro turns to the left (facing the couple) and whips out his cock from his jogging pants. He shook it a bit and then put it back in his pants with a big smile on his face as if it was something he does often. The couple laughed and everyone went back to being normal.
My face, at this point, had the expression of "what the fuck just happened here" type of thing. I looked around and noticed if anyone else saw it...but I don't think anyone else did. That night, I was the only person besides the couple to have seen the DJ's cock. It was like getting an autograph, but better. It was better than shaking his hand I find. Not a lot of people out there have the chance to see a famous cock of that sort. Imagine if you were to see the Pope's cock. Wouldn't that be a "Whoa!!1"? I bet you'd all enjoy it. Not me though, I hate the Pope.
Has this ever happened to anyone else? Something similar perhaps? Strip-clubs don't count.
Before anyone asks; yeah, his cock was pretty big.
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Source: Fallout Machine
Notes: True story.
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