Toilet Paper Poem

Brief Poem About Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper By Fry Guy Rotkowitz

Sit back and relax, as I tell you a caper
About a red haired boy convicted of stealing toilet paper
This was ten times worse then stealing a twix
The scene of the crime was in the bathroom at Ricks
It was time for the Apollo for it was getting late
Dave thought he might have to defecate
Dave likes to take shits cause it make's him feel proud
So he wanted TP and he shouted aloud
Dave screamed for some TP so he could take a dump
Then inside the kitchen Rick's parents did jump
Ricks parents were shocked when this they did hear
And the look on Dave's face was of confusion and fear
We all thought that Dave was under control
But he ran to the bathroom and went for the roll
I don't understand what was the main issue
He could of said that it was for a tissue
Dave had some fecal material for the road
But when Rick's dad came out, his mission was slowed
The Rabbai showed emotions of several sorts
He was confused and angry and said empty your shorts
Before the conversation was officially done
Dave saw the door and started to run
Dave didn't know just what to do
When the Rabbai said I want to have a talk with you
The toilet paper was hidden and did not show
When Rick's dad asked to talk, Dave replied back no
I rushed into the house, on the double
And I realized the fact that Rick was in trouble
I tried to explain that Dave is dense
And the toilet paper was a safety defense
There was sounds of laughter but it only was Rick
I tried to say that Dave was sick
I never thought that stealing TP was so bad
But Rick's parents were steaming, upset and mad
They asked what kind of movement and I decided to leave
The looks on their face I couldn't believe
Dave went to the sewer to get rid of the tp
Not knowing he had scarred the whole Lowenberg family
The evidence was gone and Dave started to rome
He had no idea that he was banned from the Lowenberg home
He stole Toilet paper, the rules Dave had bent
The only thing to do is to pray and repent
Stealing TP was not very nice
So as a minority he must pay the price
If we can't go to Rick's there's nothing to do
We can't trash Topkin's and no one's got brew
So next time Dave please use leaves or grass
Or bring your own TP if you need to wipe your ass

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