Flash Animations and Games
Shitting at Work
From: unknown
Subject: shitting at work
I've said it before, and I will stand by it.
You can not have an enjoyable shit while at work.
So I'm sitting on the shitter at work today (Employees have to share with the public), reading todays sales paper, when all of a sudden, *Plop* "Ahhhhh" *plop plop plop plop* "ahhhh"......*Sniff*..."Jezus!"
So I give my self a courtesy flush and got back to the sales.
Then I realize that I have once again tempted Fate, and Fate plays dirty.
There was swirling water touching my balls.
Apparently, some asshole plugged the toilet, and didnt tell anyone.
I stand up to see just what all was in the water that was lapping at my scrotum.
there I saw three shades of luquified shit.
So I wipe myself and drop the tainted TP into the toilet, and then out of instinct, I flush.
Slowly to my horror the shit-water rose up to the edge of the bowl. crested the rim, and then spilled out onto the floor. getting on the cuffs of my pants.
so there I stood Half massed, shit stained slacks, and in a world of shit. I pull up my pants and then my boss walked into the restroom.... 45 minutes of cleaning, a 30 dollar pair of pants, a long explaination, involving a stuck fluch handle and a shower later I am shit free
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Source: Stileproject
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