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Poo in Eye
Originally posted by ROBHATESUALL
I was taking a shower, I had just finished shaving, my face, and my balls. I decided to give myself and enema/colonic, so there I was filling up this 2 litre bottle of water, once full, I sat my ass down on it, and squeezed all the nice hot water into my anus. You know, the anus can get pretty dirty, what with all the lube, and various object I put up there, so it's a good idea to clean it out once in a while... Anyways, I get up off the bottle and force the water out of my colon, when all of a sudden huge chunks of fecal matter come shooting out my anus, slamming into the walls and floor of the bathtub. Problem number one, what the fuck do I do with it? It's too big to kick down the drain, and yes, even though I put random large objects up my ass, I'm not about to pick up my own fucking shit with my bare hands... So what do I do? I take the shower down, it's one of those shower heads with the attached hose so you can use it better. Anyways, I turn it onto hard spray, and I start spraying the clumps of shit with the shower head, breaking it up into peices small enough to fit down the drain, when all of a sudden, a giant peice flies up and hits me in the fucking eye! Okay, so here's problem number two, now my eye is all fucking red and inflamed, and washing my eye out didn't help, and neither did eye drops. So, I'm afraid it might be infected, and I don't want to go to the doctor, because I wouldn't know what to say... "Um, yeah doc, I was just um, taking a dump in my bathtub, and while trying to wash my feces down the drain, some splashed in my eye, what can you prescribe?" And I mean, you can't lie to your doctor, like, he's probably gonna take a sample of your eye fluid or something, it's not like I can just say, yeah, I poked myself in the eye...
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Source: Rob, a.k.a. "ROBHATESUALL"
Notes: Found on the old Stileproject forums.
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