101 Ways to take a Shit

air out the anus
air out the ass
arc one out
ass sneezing
awk one's pants
back the big brown caddy out of the garage
ba-doop
bajsa
bake brownies
big jobby
bite a train
blast a dookie
blast the pinworm cannon
bloop
blow
blow some mud
bob for apples
bog
buang air besar
build a log cabin
burners
bury cable
bust a crumpy
bust a grumpy
bust a dook
bust a shit
bust ass
cagando
call one's uncle
christen the comfort station
chuck the football
clean one's colon
clear the air
clip a biscuit
cocken
cook some beans
cop a shit
crap
cut off a load
defecate
desecrate the throne room
dirty one's diaper
dispatch a Yankee
dive bomb
do a dog
do business with John
doodle
do one's daily duty
do one's dirt
do poopsie
do some paperwork
do the backdoor trot
do the doo
down the periscope
down the proctoscope
download 5MB
drop a bomb
drop a brick
drop a chalupa
drop a deuce
drop a fat load
drop a load
drop an atomic bomb
drop a nuke
drop ass goblins
drop a stinky log
drop a wad in the porcelain god
drop doo-doo depth charges
drop musTURD gas
drop one from the poop deck
drop one's wax
drop some bait
drop some friends off at the lake
drop the kids off at the pool
drown a mud bunny
dump
dump a dead grandma
dump a load
dump truck
ease nature
een drol draaien
eject a round brown disc
empty the manure spreader
empty the poop shoot
evacuate one's bowels
excrete fecal matter
expel
expunge
feed the dog
feed the goldfish
fill the pot
fire rear thrusters
float a log
flunk a dunk
free the chickens from the coop
free the legless dog to sea
frisbee a bun fudge
frog a log
gagas
get a burning desire to sit on porcelain
give birth to a black eel
give birth to a food baby
give birth to a marine
give birth to a VB programmer
give birth to submarines
give of oneself
give sacrifice to the porcelain god
go backwards
go clip a yam
go cocky
go for a Tom Tit
go grunt
go number 2
go pop
go stinky
go to bog
go to the library
grow a tail
grump
grunt
hang a rat
have a bowel movement
have a turtle head poke out
have some fun
help out Dunkin' Donuts
hit the can
honey dip
jakksy
jumpers away
kakat
kaknel
kill a dead eagle
launch a log
launch a sub
lay a brown egg
lay a deuce
lay bricks
lay cable
lay pipe
lay a turd
lay some sledge
leave a deposit
leave a shit
let a brown snake out of the cave
let out the pooch
let the dogs loose
let the firetrucks loose
lose a farting contest
lose ten pounds in one minute
make
make a caca
make a chocolate hamburger
make a deposit in the drop box
make a deposit in the porcelain bank
make a house
make a little junk
make a loaf
make a pass
make everything come out all right
make poopie
make room
make the donuts
make the people in the apartment below scream in agony
man the deck
meditate
misfart
mold an action figure
move the mail
murder a mud bunny
murder a shit
park a load
pass the ass bass
pay a visit to the old soldier's home
pay one's doctor bill
pinch a loaf
piss backwards
pitch a log
plant potatoes
plop a load
plunk
poop
poot
press a loaf
purp
push brown
recycle some cellulose
refill the bowl with chili
release the chocolate hostage
relieve oneself
relieve the bowels
revolve the beavers
ride the porcelain pony
scheissen
send a fax
send a log to float
send some sailors to sea
shake one's grates
shit
shoot
shoot a dog
shoot bunnies
shump
sink submarines
sit on the crapper
sit on the throne
sit on the throne of porcelain
skita
smell up the house with horrible turd fumes
smoke a brown dooby
soil one's pants
sparkle
spend a penny
spike a bird's nose
sprout a tail
squat
squat and push
squeeze a fresh slurpy
step into the office
stinky doop
stock the pond with some brown trout
take a crap
take a digi
take a duke
take a dump
take a good crap
take a lovely
take a plane crash - no survivors
take a plumper
take a rest
take a shit
take a snap
take care of one's business
take the Browns to the Super Bowl
take the mains offline and eject the warp coil
talk to a man about a horse
throw a chip
torque a wicked cable
trash the hash
unhitch a load
unload
visit Mr. Hanky
visit the chamber of commerce
void one's bowels
wash the walls
william shattnering
work on a grunt sculpture
yell at Mrs. Johnson

101 Ways to take a Shit

Description

Check out some other texts and stories!

Miscellaneous