November 7th, 2009 / Comments Off / by FM
Most of you guys don’t know about the funfreepages random image viewer. Â All you perverts out there have made the top 20 just a list of big breasted women. I ain’t complaining. Anyway, very soon, I will convert the images to something a bit easier to navigate through (and search).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted in: Site Updates
November 5th, 2009 / Comments Off / by FM
I noticed a large surge of traffic from Indians as of late, and many of them are interested in fucking the babes I have on this site. Some of the comments these visitors are leaving make you wonder how horny these dudes are. A few people left their phone numbers while this one guy just went ahead and posted his entire home address, in hopes of one of the models to come visit him. What the fuck? At first, I figured it’s just spam from Indian workers, but there are no URLs or trackbacks being sent. All comments are posted from legit yahoo.in (Yahoo India) email addresses. I’m going to go ahead and post the funniest one I have received to date:
“your beautiful if you r in bangalore lets fuck, send your contact number”
Posted in: Site Updates
Tags: comment spam, india spam, indians, spam
October 30th, 2009 / Comments Off / by FM
Everyone knows StileProject and how filthy that place really is (I love it). The webmaster, Stile, is considered to be the grandfather of “japscat”, “goatse” and other shocking adult material. This motherfucker went through the dot com bust and lived to tell about it. About 4 months ago, Stile decided to finally sell the main site off (stileproject.com) along with his network of sites (stilenet) only to be boo’ed on a very popular adult webmasters forum. The asking price? 2 million, and he wanted a job to work for the site instead. While most people saw this as a sign that the site isn’t generating any revenue, this is not true. Kevin, his partner since the start of the site, has found a job with a large tech company, second to Microsoft (I would say either Apple or Google). Stile didn’t want to continue the site by himself with the departure of his partner, so he contemplated cashing out.
Regardless, the son of a bitch is relaunching StileProject as a tube site on November 1st. We’ll see how this turns out very soon.
Posted in: Industry, News, Site Updates
Tags: Industry, stile sux, stilenet, stileproject
October 8th, 2009 / 2 Comments » / by FM
A couple of guys decided to purchase a 37″ LCD television, setup a cellular GPRS connection and stream porn to it… while driving around town. If this isn’t the most original thing you’ve seen, I’d love to hear your ideas out there guys. I think this stunt should win an award for most creativity with use of technology.
Posted in: Links, Site Updates
Tags: 2 girls 1 cup, eatmyshorts.net, mobile video
October 6th, 2009 / Comments Off / by FM
I never knew this day would finally come.
It is with my utmost pleasure to bring FFP back online from its grave. After a five year abscence, it is back from the dead and ready to resume its original quest.
I let FFP die because I had lost interest in the crazy things that was going on around the web. The time it took to update the web was much greater than what I had back then. With the lack of a content management system, I couldn’t keep up to date fast enough as the other big players out there. Also, I had met a girl that took up a lot of my time — which was great — but resulted in me abandoning the site. Even with the lack of updates, FFP grew and my hits tripled. I wanted this site to die, to disappear so I don’t have to worry about it anymore, but that didn’t happen. No. It seemed to sustain itself without my attention, which amazed me since the content on the homepage was absolute garbage.
So, welcome back. Things will be slightly different with the relaunch, however. Most of the old content is available and has been successfully converted to the new CMS. There will be deadlinks galore, and the old pages will disappear very soon (not that they’re worth anything anyway). This site’s focus will remain just like before: to entertain you with the web’s unknown gems, and to perhaps also give you some insight with everyday life’s shenanigans.
Posted in: Site Updates
Tags: ffp, funfreepages, introduction